George Lopez (TV Series)
George Gets Assisterance (2005)
Eva LaRue: Linda Lorenzo
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Quotes
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Linda Lorenzo : [after discovering she's been adopted] This morning I woke up and I was the only child of two loving Italian parents. Now it's 11:00 pm and I'm a Mexican.
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Linda Lorenzo : I'll arrange Max to retake the test and then maybe he won't do so well, and I'll be forced to put him back in special ed.
George Lopez : Wow, you're already holding one of your own on your own back. Congratulations, Linda, you are Mexican.
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Linda Lorenzo : [to George] What are my real parents like?
George Lopez : Well, your father's easy. He left Mom before you were born, I tracked him down last year, I punched him in the face, he asked me for a kidney, and then he died.
Linda Lorenzo : And my mother?
George Lopez : Oh, she's hard to describe in a few words. She's a short, bitter drunk... actually, that about covers it.
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George Lopez : Max really needs that special ed program.
Linda Lorenzo : I can't put Max back in special ed.
George Lopez : What? I just introduced you to your real mother.
Linda Lorenzo : And now I owe you?
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Linda Lorenzo : [to George] Why don't you want me to meet her? Are you jealous? You don't want to share your mother with me?
George Lopez : Share? I'll trade! I can be Italian.
[in an Italian accent]
George Lopez : Try the canollis! Forget about it! I know a guy! Whatcha! Badd-bing-ho!
Linda Lorenzo : That's a stereotype.
George Lopez : What do you care? You're a Mexican.