- Max Lopez: [about the school shooting] I heard a couple of pops and then I saw some kid holding his arm.
- Angie Lopez: You must've been terrified.
- Max Lopez: No, I've seen worse in my video game, "Car Jacker 3" when you shoot a soccer mom for not handing over the keys to her SUV.
- Angie Lopez: What?
- Max Lopez: I didn't want to, but I needed the extra points.
- Angie Lopez: [to George] Are you naked under there?
- George Lopez: No.
- Angie Lopez: Then why are your pajamas on the floor?
- George Lopez: Why are kids shooting kids? Nothing makes sense anymore.
- George Lopez: He's dealing with this the Lopez way.
- Angie Lopez: And how do you do that?
- George Lopez: By not dealing with it.
- George Lopez: [breaking down to the therapist] Then when I was 3, my mom told me the chickenpox was God punishing me for not making it to the potty!
- Phillip Nickleson: Max didn't wet his bed because of the shooting, he had a nightmare that he was being chased by a killer and he couldn't find you.
- George Lopez: [looks at Max] Well why didn't you fly away? It's a dream, you can do whatever you want, your limit is your imagination.
- [to the therapist]
- George Lopez: Last night I dreamed I was in the desert, I turned a cactus into Selma Hayak.
- [laughs]
- George Lopez: It hurt, but it was worth it!
- [sees Max]
- George Lopez: I'll explain it later.