George Lopez (TV Series)

George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial (2005)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : [to George]  Are you naked under there?

  George Lopez : No.

  Angie Lopez : Then why are your pajamas on the floor?

  George Lopez : Why are kids shooting kids? Nothing makes sense anymore.

• George Lopez : He's dealing with this the Lopez way.

  Angie Lopez : And how do you do that?

  George Lopez : By not dealing with it.

• George Lopez : [breaking down to the therapist]  Then when I was 3, my mom told me the chickenpox was God punishing me for not making it to the potty!

• Phillip Nickleson : Max didn't wet his bed because of the shooting, he had a nightmare that he was being chased by a killer and he couldn't find you.

  George Lopez : [looks at Max]  Well why didn't you fly away? It's a dream, you can do whatever you want, your limit is your imagination.

  [to the therapist] 

  George Lopez : Last night I dreamed I was in the desert, I turned a cactus into Selma Hayak.

  [laughs] 

  George Lopez : It hurt, but it was worth it!

  [sees Max] 

  George Lopez : I'll explain it later.