George Lopez (TV Series)

Feel the Burn (2003)

George Lopez: George Lopez

Quotes 

• Benny : I can't be going through the change.

  Angie Lopez : Benny, it's not the end of the world. The gynecologist can help you. There's pills for the incontinence, hormone creams to restore lubrication...

  George Lopez : [makes a retching sound]  Hey, no vomit.

• George Lopez : [to Benny]  Look, Mom, if there's a problem, you got to deal with this, okay? So you gotta go to the doctor tomorrow, even if I gotta take you.

  Benny : You are gonna take me to the gynecologist?

  George Lopez : Yeah, but I'm gonna wear my headphones, so I don't hear the gynecologist say, "Oh, my God! I quit!"

• George Lopez : [to Benny]  Mom, you all right?

  Benny : No, no, not really.

  George Lopez : Come on, you're taking this too hard. Every woman goes through the change. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

  Benny : George, I got the clap!

  George Lopez : What? Mom, you're old enough to be responsible. How could you let this happen? Did Randy pressure you into doing something you were uncomfortable with?

  Benny : He did. He told me that it would be okay and that all the cool grandmas are doing it.

• George Lopez : [to Benny]  This is why I didn't want you to date. Mom, you're too old. You should be closing up the shop by now.

  Benny : Well, the shop is still open and now there's a cleanup in aisle two!

• George Lopez : [to Benny]  Mom, this is my sister. I want to know about her. What's the name of the family that adopted her?

  Benny : Let's see. Wait, wait. It was Mr. and Mrs. Mind-Your-Own-Business You're-Lucky-I-Kept-You-Berg.

• Angie Lopez : [to George]  I've been on the computer for hours, searching for your sister. I cross-checked every Lorenzo in california with the year your sister would have been born and I've narrowed it down to 20.

  George Lopez : Well, I slept in, took a long shower, read the sports page, then I called my mom's neighbor and found out where the Lorenzos moved.

  [points on the computer] 

  George Lopez : It's that one right there, but look at you, surfing the web. You rock!