George Lopez (TV Series)

Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 1 (2003)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : [Benny confides in her in a workplace romance]  Is it serious?

  Benny : [putting on Angie's beauty product]  Would I be asking about this whore paint if it wasn't serious?

  Angie Lopez : Benny, I think it's great that two people your age can...

  Benny : My age? I don't think so. Randy is 42. I don't need a guy whose idea of foreplay is somebody yelling 'Clear!' If anybody's going to be getting paddled in this relationship, it's going to be *me*.

• Angie Lopez : This is so exciting! I can't wait! I'm going to meet the President of the United States.

  Benny : No, no, no. This is just for us workers.

  Angie Lopez : Wha... That's not fair. When do I get a chance to meet the president?

  Benny : Oh, uh, that'll be next week. Mm-hmm. They're gonna have a town hall meeting for lazy housewives who sell crappy makeup.

  Angie Lopez : Well, I guess seeing a president isn't a big deal for you since you saw the first one.

• Angie Lopez : How was the president's speech?

  Benny : Boring as hell until Carmen showed up and started heckling him.

  Angie Lopez : What?

  Benny : All those time-outs you gave her when you should've just been swinging the belt.