George Lopez (TV Series)
Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 1 (2003)
Constance Marie: Angie Lopez
Quotes
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Angie Lopez : [Benny confides in her in a workplace romance] Is it serious?
Benny : [putting on Angie's beauty product] Would I be asking about this whore paint if it wasn't serious?
Angie Lopez : Benny, I think it's great that two people your age can...
Benny : My age? I don't think so. Randy is 42. I don't need a guy whose idea of foreplay is somebody yelling 'Clear!' If anybody's going to be getting paddled in this relationship, it's going to be *me*.
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George Lopez : [storming in] Carmen!
Angie Lopez : Don't hurt her! I'm not having another one.
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Angie Lopez : Carmen, you don't know how good you have it here. My uncles are in jail because they dared to express their opinions.
George Lopez : [to Angie] That's not why they're in jail.
Angie Lopez : I'm making a point!
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Angie Lopez : This is so exciting! I can't wait! I'm going to meet the President of the United States.
Benny : No, no, no. This is just for us workers.
Angie Lopez : Wha... That's not fair. When do I get a chance to meet the president?
Benny : Oh, uh, that'll be next week. Mm-hmm. They're gonna have a town hall meeting for lazy housewives who sell crappy makeup.
Angie Lopez : Well, I guess seeing a president isn't a big deal for you since you saw the first one.
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Angie Lopez : How was the president's speech?
Benny : Boring as hell until Carmen showed up and started heckling him.
Angie Lopez : What?
Benny : All those time-outs you gave her when you should've just been swinging the belt.
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Angie Lopez : [about the president's speech] So no one else knows you stole it?
George Lopez : Nope. Just you guys and Ernie.
[groans after realizing what he just said]
Angie Lopez : And every woman Ernie's told.
[George rushes out of the house]
Angie Lopez : [imitates Ernie] "Hey, my best friend stole the president's speech. Would you go out with me? Heh heh heh. Oh, okay. Sorry to bother you. Heh heh heh."
