George Lopez (TV Series)

Curious George (2002)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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Quotes 

• Carmen Lopez : [with red highlights]  How does my hair look?

  George Lopez : Like you fell asleep in ketchup.

• George Lopez : Angie, the boy came in with his pants already half down, if he trips, they could have sex by accident.

• George Lopez : [about Duncan]  I'd shake his hand but he needs it to hold up his pants.

• George Lopez : [about Carmen]  How could she say I'm the worst dad ever? I mean there's O.J., and... Macaulay Culkin's dad is still out there.

• George Lopez : [busting into the party]  Where the hell is Carmen Lopez?

  Party Kid : Where in the world is Carmen *Sandiego*?