George Lopez (TV Series)

Charity (2002)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : Is it so unusual for a wife to be interested in her husband's work?

  George Lopez : Angie, *I'm* not interested in my work.

  [points to his shirt] 

  George Lopez : See this stain? Drool from when I fell asleep.

  [points to his sleeve] 

  George Lopez : See this stain? That's blood from when I stab myself to stay awake.

• George Lopez : Everybody's all taken care of, now you have time for you. What do you want to do?

  Angie Lopez : I like helping people.

  George Lopez : [laughs]  No, seriously.

• Angie Lopez : [George and the kids ask Angie for help while she's working with charity people]  That's it! A week ago you guys didn't need me for anything, but now that I've got something to do that I like, you're all helpless! Everybody, QUIT asking me to do things you should be doing for yourselves. I swear I never met a lazier bunch of people.

  [storms out] 

  George Lopez : [the charity workers are staring at him]  What are you looking at? Huh? Mind your own business!

  Angie Lopez : [pops her head in]  They're DEAF, George.

• Angie Lopez : You know what I did today? I took a meal to an old woman. She thanked me, she hugged me... she thought I was Natalie Wood, but that's another story.

• George Lopez : Don't send anymore of your cases to my work.

  Angie Lopez : What happened with Marisol?

  George Lopez : She has a horrible attitude. You remember the guy that got fired and came back to shoot up the factory?

  Angie Lopez : Yeah.

  George Lopez : HE had a better attitude.

  Angie Lopez : George, it can't be that bad.

  George Lopez : Oh yeah? Well she and Ernie were playing chicken with forklifts, only Ernie wasn't on one, he was just running.