George Lopez (TV Series)

Bringing Home the Bacon (2003)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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• George Lopez : Everyone knows that a man with a job doesn't have to give his wife emotional support.

• George Lopez : [watching the dancers for Carmen's quincaenera rehearse out back]  Hmmm, I would've sworn I planted the gay dancers in the *front* yard.

• George Lopez : [to the crowd after Ernie reveals the factory's been cleared of 2 wrongful deaths in a crash]  Great news! I didn't kill anybody!

• George Lopez : A man's supposed to be a hunter, a warrior, and the provider.

  Angie Lopez : Hunter? You couldn't even give the dog eye drops!

  George Lopez : If he looked away, I could.

• George Lopez : Why's Carmen making a dress?

  Benny : Oh, she knows you're going all out for this quinceanera, so she thought she'd save you a few bucks making her own dress.

  George Lopez : What're you talking about? We're not having a quinceanera, we can't afford it.

  Benny : Oh well that's not what Angie said... don't worry, your husband's working, you can afford it.