- Jon Arbuckle: Come on, Garfield, you've got to get in shape!
- Garfield: I AM in shape! Round is a shape!
- Rick Deltoid: [seeing Garfield] Say, that is a cat, isn't it? Looks more like a mattress with whiskers.
- Garfield: I hate a guy whose I.Q. is smaller than his waist.
- Jon Arbuckle: There's Mr. Deltoid's car, Garfield. Garfield? Garfield, where are you?
- [sees Garfield in the rear window of Rick Deltoid's car]
- Garfield: Go home and watch his show. This is one you won't want to miss.