Dick Gautier: Buck McCann, Serpentor

Quotes 

• Serpentor : [inspecting the cadets]  They look tough, but can they fight?

  Sheila McDermott : Let's just say, Your Highness, the ones who couldn't aren't here today.

  [Serpentor grunts comprehensively] 

• Buck McCann : Gee, Sarge, did we wake you? I'm sorry.

  Leatherneck : Not as sorry as you'll be when I rearrange your face!

  Buck McCann : Nice to see you haven't lost your sense of humor. You know, it reminds me of a funny story. It's about this jerk of a Marine who always said he'd die before letting anyone tarnish his Corps' good name. He was especially sentimental about Parris Island boot camp, where he became a man and a Marine. You can imagine how that kind of a man would feel if Parris Island was overrun by enemy troops and then destroyed by massive explosions. Hilarious, huh, Sarge?

  Leatherneck : Why, you slimy creep!

  Buck McCann : Save your strength. You'll need it, 'cause we have a date! You, me, Cobra, and some fireworks Parris Island will never forget!

  [laughs evilly] 

• Buck McCann : You can't beat me, Sarge! I'm tougher, I'm smarter, I'm younger!

• Leatherneck : You're a traitor and a sleazebag and the worst Marine I ever met!

  Buck McCann : And you're gonna be the sorriest Marine I ever met!