Futurama (TV Series)

Xmas Story (1999)

Tress MacNeille: Crowd, Linda, Tinny Tim

Quotes 

• [at a shelter for homeless robots] 

  Linda the Newsanchor : Is there anything sadder? Only drowning puppies. And there'd have to be a lot of them.

• Tinny Tim : It's humans. Shall we mug them, robot sir?

  Bender : No, wait. I know these guys. They got nothing.

• Bender : [singing]  On the fourth day of Xmas, I stole from that lady/

  Homeless Robot #1 : Four family photos/

  Tinny Tim : Three jars of pennies/

  Homeless Robot #2 : Two former husbands/

  Bender : And a slipper on a shoe tree/

  [tosses slipper away] 

  Bender : Yep.