Futurama (TV Series)
Xmas Story (1999)
Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Reverend Preacherbot, Homeless Robot #2
Quotes
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[singing]
Amy Wong : He knows when you are sleeping.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : He knows when you're on the can.
Leela : He'll hunt you down and blast your ass / From here to Pakistan.
Dr. Zoidberg : Oh...
Hermes Conrad : You better not breathe / You better not move
Bender : You're better off dead, / I'm tellin' you, dude.
Fry : Santa Claus is gunning you down!
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Dr. Zoidberg : You, a bobsledder? This I gotta see.
Hermes Conrad : Listen, you filthy crab. A thousand years ago there was a legendary team of Jamaican bobsledders.
Fry : Yup, I remember. They came last in the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages.
Hermes Conrad : A true inspiration for the children.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [addressing Hermes] You should be ashamed of yourself, Fry. You'd have to be blind not to notice Leela's a Cyclops.
Hermes Conrad : Frys over the there, Mon!
[Points in Fry's direction]