Futurama (TV Series)

Xmas Story (1999)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• [singing] 

  Amy Wong : He knows when you are sleeping.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : He knows when you're on the can.

  Leela : He'll hunt you down and blast your ass / From here to Pakistan.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Oh...

  Hermes Conrad : You better not breathe / You better not move

  Bender : You're better off dead, / I'm tellin' you, dude.

  Fry : Santa Claus is gunning you down!

• Fry : [the Planet Express crew is relaxing at the ski lodge]  It really puts you in the Christmas mood.

  Bender : What-mas?

  Fry : Christmas! You know, X-M-A-S.

  Leela : Oh, you mean *Xmas*! You must be using an archaic pronunciation, like when you say "ask" instead of "axe".

• Fry : This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.

  Leela : Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out.

• Leela : Fry's outside? He's in great danger!

  Dr. Zoidberg : Why?

  Leela : I'm telling you why! Because Santa Claus is coming to town!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Perhaps some skiing will help us forget the moldy old antics of Conan O'Brien.

  Fry : Yeah!

  Leela : Great idea!

  Dr. Zoidberg : One can only hope.

• Leela : Watch out! His belly is shaking like a bowl full of nitroglycerin!

• [Fry and Leela are skiing] 

  Fry : Look out! We're heading straight for those trees!

  Leela : Relax. Trees down.

  Automatic Trees : Trees down!

  [the trees lay down and disappear into the snow] 

  Fry : Hey, cool! But what do you say if you want the trees up?

  Automatic Trees : Trees up!

  [a tree flips back up, scooping Fry into the air. As Leela skis on, Fry is jammed crotch-first onto the upraised tree] 

  Fry : [strained voice]  Trees down.

  Automatic Trees : Trees down!