- Danny Tanner: Look, I want you out of these clothes, changed right now, and I want all that make up off your face. Then, I want you come back here and we're going to talk about this.
- Michelle Tanner: [with a stern attitude] Maybe we will, maybe we won't.
- [Danny gives her an angry grin]
- Michelle Tanner: [without an attitude] Maybe we will?
- [she reluctantly leaves]
- Michelle Tanner: [walks up to the table totally punked out, to Claire] So, you must be the babe who's been hitting on my old man. Got a smoke?
- Claire Mahan: [shocked] No, I'm sorry, I quit.
- Michelle Tanner: Too bad, I'm trying to start.
- [to Stephanie]
- Michelle Tanner: Where's Pops?
- Stephanie Tanner: 'Pops' went to get a cappuccino, and where were you, Madonna's garage sale?
- Claire Mahan: [in disbelief] You're Danny's little Michelle?
- Michelle Tanner: Who were ya expecting, Lil' Miss Muffet? Move it or lose it!
- [sits down beside her]
- Michelle Tanner: Is my root beer here yet? I like to suck back before all the foam's gone.
- Kimmy Gibbler: [brings the drinks] Hey kid, what happened to you? You look great!
- Danny Tanner: Michelle?
- Michelle Tanner: Yo Pops, what've you been telling Blondie about me?
- Danny Tanner: Michelle, it's not Halloween and you're not an MTV VJ, why are you dressed like that?
- Michelle Tanner: I'm just being myself.
- [at Claire]
- Michelle Tanner: Bad to the bone!
- Danny Tanner: Michelle, I've seen all your x-rays, you don't have a bad bone in your body.
- Danny Tanner: Okay, Michelle, you want to explain what your Rebel Without a Hall Pass act was all about?
- Michelle Tanner: I don't want you to marry Claire.
- Danny Tanner: Who told you I was going to marry Claire?
- Michelle Tanner: They did.
- Danny Tanner: Steph, did you two tell Michelle I was going to marry Claire?
- Stephanie Tanner: No, we were just talking about how cool it would be if you did.
- Michelle Tanner: I don't think it would be cool.
- [to Danny]
- Michelle Tanner: You'll have Claire, Stephanie and Gia will have each other, I'm alone out in the cold.
- Danny Tanner: Michelle, nobody is going to put you out in the cold.
- Michelle Tanner: They already *did*.
- Joey Gladstone: [Yvette hands him her wallet] Oh your children!
- [opens it up, a long pack of photos pop out]
- Joey Gladstone: You two certainly have been busy.
- Joey Gladstone: [looking at pictures of Yvette's children while she and Jacque make out] You two keep this up, you're gonna need a bigger wallet.
- Stephanie Tanner: So what're you gonna wear to the Smash Club tonight?
- Michelle Tanner: I don't know, but I was thinking about my sunflower dress.
- Gia: She was talking to *me*, little Michelle.
- Michelle Tanner: In that case...
- [to Stephanie]
- Michelle Tanner: Speak slow, and don't use big words.