Full House (TV Series)

Claire and Present Danger (1994)

Ashley Olsen: Michelle Tanner

Quotes 

• Danny Tanner : Look, I want you out of these clothes, changed right now, and I want all that make up off your face. Then, I want you come back here and we're going to talk about this.

  Michelle Tanner : [with a stern attitude]  Maybe we will, maybe we won't.

  [Danny gives her an angry grin] 

  Michelle Tanner : [without an attitude]  Maybe we will?

  [she reluctantly leaves] 

• Michelle Tanner : [walks up to the table totally punked out, to Claire]  So, you must be the babe who's been hitting on my old man. Got a smoke?

  Claire Mahan : [shocked]  No, I'm sorry, I quit.

  Michelle Tanner : Too bad, I'm trying to start.

  [to Stephanie] 

  Michelle Tanner : Where's Pops?

  Stephanie Tanner : 'Pops' went to get a cappuccino, and where were you, Madonna's garage sale?

  Claire Mahan : [in disbelief]  You're Danny's little Michelle?

  Michelle Tanner : Who were ya expecting, Lil' Miss Muffet? Move it or lose it!

  [sits down beside her] 

  Michelle Tanner : Is my root beer here yet? I like to suck back before all the foam's gone.

  Kimmy Gibbler : [brings the drinks]  Hey kid, what happened to you? You look great!

• Danny Tanner : Michelle?

  Michelle Tanner : Yo Pops, what've you been telling Blondie about me?

  Danny Tanner : Michelle, it's not Halloween and you're not an MTV VJ, why are you dressed like that?

  Michelle Tanner : I'm just being myself.

  [at Claire] 

  Michelle Tanner : Bad to the bone!

  Danny Tanner : Michelle, I've seen all your x-rays, you don't have a bad bone in your body.

• Danny Tanner : Okay, Michelle, you want to explain what your Rebel Without a Hall Pass act was all about?

  Michelle Tanner : I don't want you to marry Claire.

  Danny Tanner : Who told you I was going to marry Claire?

  Michelle Tanner : They did.

  Danny Tanner : Steph, did you two tell Michelle I was going to marry Claire?

  Stephanie Tanner : No, we were just talking about how cool it would be if you did.

  Michelle Tanner : I don't think it would be cool.

  [to Danny] 

  Michelle Tanner : You'll have Claire, Stephanie and Gia will have each other, I'm alone out in the cold.

  Danny Tanner : Michelle, nobody is going to put you out in the cold.

  Michelle Tanner : They already *did*.

• Stephanie Tanner : So what're you gonna wear to the Smash Club tonight?

  Michelle Tanner : I don't know, but I was thinking about my sunflower dress.

  Gia : She was talking to *me*, little Michelle.

  Michelle Tanner : In that case...

  [to Stephanie] 

  Michelle Tanner : Speak slow, and don't use big words.