Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Videotape (2001)
Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani
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Quotes
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Chandler : That's the magical story you use when you want to have sex!
Rachel : How do you know about that story?
Joey : How do you know about that story?
Rachel : I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy.
Joey : [raising his hand and pointing to himself] Some guy!
Rachel : No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.
Joey : [raising his hand again] Ken Adams.
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Ross : I'm kind of going through a dry spell, sex wise.
Joey : Oh... for, like, months?
Ross : Five, to be... lying. Six.
Joey : Six months? Oh, that's rough.
Ross : No, I mean, it's not all bad. I'm learning to appreciate the small things in life, like the sound of a bird, and the color of the sky...
Joey : Sky's blue, Ross! And I had sex yesterday.
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Joey : [Teaching Ross the "Europe story" to help him end his "dry spell"] Years ago when I was backpacking through western Europe I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo, I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing, there was a very secluded lake and there were tall trees all around, it was dead silent and across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying...
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Ross : [Pleading] Please help me I have a date tonight, it has to go well I'm scared for my health.
Joey : [Thinking quickly] Okay, I got something, it's a story I came up with. It's very romantic. I swear any woman that hears it, they become "putty".
Ross : Really? Well, tell it to me.
Joey : [Genuinely warning him] Now you're going to want to have sex with me, but remember it's just "a story".
Ross : [Sarcastically] I'll try to control myself.
Joey : Okay, years ago when I was backpacking through Western Europe...
Ross : [Doubtfully] You were backpacking through Western Europe?
Joey : [Feeling belittled and gets up to leave] Have a nice six more months.
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Joey : The sky is blue, Ross, and I had sex yesterday.