Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Thumb (1994)
Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green
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Quotes
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Phoebe : [bank error $500 in her favor] It's just that now that I have to go down there and deal with them!
Joey Tribbiani : What are you talking about? Keep it!
Phoebe : It's not mine! If I kept it, it would be like stealing!
Rachel : Yeah, but if you kept it, it would be like shopping!
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[first lines]
Phoebe : [enters coffee shop] Hey, guys.
[everybody responds]
Dr. Ross Geller : Oh, hey, how did it go?
Phoebe : Oh, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said "We should do this again."
[much sympathy evoked]
Rachel : What? "Let's do it again." That's good, right?
Monica Geller : Uh, no. Loosely translated, "We should do this again" means "You will *never* see me naked."
Rachel : Since when?
Joey Tribbiani : Since always. It's like, dating language. You know, like, "It's not you" means "It *is* you."
Chandler : Or "You're such a nice guy means *i'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them *to you.*
Phoebe : Or - or, you know, "I think we should see other people" means "Ha-ha, I already am!"
Rachel : And everybody knows it?
Joey Tribbiani : Oh, yeah. Cushions the blow.
Chandler : Just like when you were a kid and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Dr. Ross Geller : That's funny, you know, because our parents *did* actually send our dog off to live on a farm.
Monica Geller : Uh... Ross...
Dr. Ross Geller : What? Hello? The Milner's farm in Connecticut. The Milners, they had this *unbelievable* farm that they keep horses, and then rabbits that he could chase, and...
[pitying look from Joey]
Dr. Ross Geller : Oh, my God, Chichi!
[clutches his forehead]