- [Ross took a message from a guy to Rachel]
- Ross: Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?
- Phoebe: Oh, some guy she met at the movies.
- Ross: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
- Chandler: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance... you know, make a little love... well pretty much get down tonight.
- Rachel Green: There is no "us".
- Ross: No but...
- Rachel Green: No, listen to me: I fell for you and I got clobbered, you fell for me then somehow I got clobbered again. I am tired of being clobbered, it's just not worth it.
- Ross: But we...
- Rachel Green: No, "we" are never going to happen, accept that.
- Ross: [misunderstanding her] Except what?
- Rachel Green: [speaking slower and clearer] No, *accept* that.
- Phoebe: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.
- Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
- Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.
- Chandler: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.
- Phoebe: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws.