- With help from Chandler and Joey, Ross makes a list of pros and cons to decide whether to be with Julie or Rachel. Meanwhile, Monica gets a job making dessert with a disgusting synthetic chocolate substitute.
- Rachel tells Phoebe and Monica, Ross tells Chandler and Joey about their kiss. Ross doesn't know what he's doing because he can't figure out whether to be with Julie or Rachel. Everyone (including Julie) is at Central Perk and Phoebe sings a song about their love triangle. Monica gets a new job making up recipes for a synthetic chocolate substitute. Chandler, Joey and Ross make a list with Julie and Rachel's pros and cons to make it easier for Ross to pick one of them. Monica makes Phoebe and Rachel try her terrible Mockolate recipes. Ross breaks up with Julie and Rachel is very happy but she sees the list they wrote and is not exactly happy... they argue and Rachel doesn't want to be with Ross anymore. Ross gives everything to win Rachel back.—Anonymous
- The guys and the girls discuss Ross's kiss with Rachel (guys in Joey's apartment and girls in Monica's). The girls discuss all the details, the brush on the lips, the passion etc etc.. The guys ask if Ross used tongue or not.
Ross struggles choosing between his childhood crush, Rachel, and his current girlfriend, Julie. Julie is caring and wonderful and Ross is not sure if he should give it all away. The situation gets really awkward when Julie and Rachel both arrive at the coffee shop. Ross knows he has to make a decision. Phoebe even sings a song about it. Joey and Chandler suggest making a list of each girl's pros and cons. Chandler suggests using his new laptop (12 MB of RAM, 500 MB of HDD, built in spreadsheet capabilities, built in modem for 28000 bps) for making the list.. The laptop is having issues connecting to the printer in Chanlder's apartment.
The cons for Rachel include: Spoilt, too much into her looks, just a waitress, chubby ankles.. While the con for Julie says: She is not Rachel. Ross chooses Rachel, ending it with Julie. He meets Rachel in Chandler's apartment and informs her and they both hug. But then Rachel sees Chandler's laptop and her name on it, and Chandler shuts the laptop in a hurry. This is the moment when the laptop connects to the printer and prints the list. The guys try to distract Rachel by saying that Chandler wrote a short story, and ask him to read it.. Chandler has to make up a random story on the spot..
Rachel snatches the list out from Chandler's hands and ends up reading the comments. Joey and Chandler run away, leaving Ross to deal with Rachel. Hurt and angry, she breaks up with Ross. Rachel locks Ross out of Monica's apartment, promoting him to enter the balcony via the fire escape. Ross tries to pacify Rachel with a list of her pros, but she wont budge. Ross also gets a local radio station to play a song dedicated to her. Rachel calls the radio station, telling them what Ross did. The station interrupts the song and says that Ross did an awful thing.
Monica is desperate for work, having been jobless for many weeks now. She gets an interview with Mr Rastatter (Michael McKean), who hires her to create recipes using a vile-tasting synthetic chocolate substitute called, Mockolate. Mockolate is awaiting FDA approval. The aim is to take over Thanksgiving as the Mockolate holiday.. Monica has no inhibitions at this point and takes the job. She starts by creating some simple cookies, pies and mousses from Mockolate, but her friends don't like the disgusting taste.. Eventually, Monica manages to make some edible dishes to present to Mr Rastatter (by keeping Mockolate content to a minimum), who says that those are not needed now as their FDA approval didn't come through. SIde effects of Mockolate include burning sensation when one pees. Later, Mr Rastatter calls Monica for his food item, Fishtacios. Basically like Pishtacios, but made from reconstituted fish bits.
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