Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Ick Factor (1995)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

Quotes 

• Monica Geller : You did not!

  Ethan : I am telling you, up until I was like 9, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happened.

  Monica Geller : How is that possible?

  Ethan : Well think about it, you always hear it on the news. "A man is being held up at gunpoint", "Tourists are being terrorized at gunpoint". And I just kept thinking 'why do people continue to go there?'

• Joey : Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest "Power Ranger" is?

  [Ross and Chandler laugh] 

  Ross : Oh, yeah.

  Monica Geller : Ha,ha, ha, oh my life is just so amusing. Could we drop it now?

  Joey : Sorry.

  Ross : It's morphin time!

  Joey : Stegosaurus!

  Chandler : Tyrannosaurus!

  [Joey, Ross and Chandler cross their arms like the "Power Rangers" do] 

• Rachel : Off to see young Ethan?

  Monica : Thank you.

  Joey : How young is young Ethan? Young?

  Monica : He's... our age.

  Chandler : When we were?

  Monica : Okay, he's a senior in college.

  Ross : College?

  Chandler : Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?

  Monica : No, of course not. it's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.

  Rachel : What?

  Monica : Oh, I can't pass for 22?

  Phoebe : Well, maybe 25-26.

  Monica : [getting annoyed]  I am 26.

  Phoebe : There you go.

• Monica Geller : What were you thinking?

  Ethan : I wasn't thinking! I was too busy falling...

  Monica Geller : [grabs his mouth]  Don't say it!

  Ethan : [mumbled]  ...in love with you!

• Monica Geller : I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the Bicentennial!

  Ethan : [in awe]  I just had sex.

• Ethan : There's something you should probably know.

  Monica Geller : Is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow morning' or like 'I'm secretly married to a goat'?

  Ethan : It's like a mixture of both.