Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Fertility Test (2003)
Debra Azar: Spa Receptionist
Quotes
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[Rachel exits through the glass doors just as Phoebe enters the Spa Reception]
Spa Receptionist : [politely] Phoebe, your next client's in the Waiting Room.
Phoebe Buffay : OK. Do we have to talk like that when they're not around?
[the Spa Receptionist smiles, Phoebe looks towards the glass doors and sees Rachel who doesn't see her. Rachel takes a seat as Phoebe quickly turns around and gasps]
Phoebe Buffay : [concerned] Oh. Ooh no-no-no. Listen... is there someone who can fill in for me?
Spa Receptionist : [looks at the bookings] Sorry. Everyone is booked.
Phoebe Buffay : But that woman can't know that I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this... *big* stink about how awful these Massage Chains are.
Spa Receptionist : Then why do you work here?
Phoebe Buffay : 'Cause it's good money... that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil, blood-sucking cooperate machine.
Spa Receptionist : [quite joyfully] Well, I think this is a great place to work.
Phoebe Buffay : [looks around and whispers] OK. Are they listening?
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Rachel Green : [entering the Spa Reception] Hi there.
Spa Receptionist : [politely] Hello. Welcome to Lavender Day Spa. How may I help you?
Rachel Green : [impressed] Oh. Um, hi. I'm uh, I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green.
[Rachel reaches into her bag and takes out the taped together Gift Certificate]
Spa Receptionist : OK.
Rachel Green : And here is my... Gift Certificate.
[Rachel hands the certificate over to the Spa Receptionist]
Spa Receptionist : [examines the certificate] This has been torn up.
Rachel Green : [points out] And... taped back together.
Spa Receptionist : [politely] OK. Well, I'll call you as soon as your Massage Therapist is ready.
Rachel Green : [turning to leave] OK.
Spa Receptionist : [politely] Have a seat through the glass doors.
Rachel Green : [indicates the glass doors] Through the glass doors?
Spa Receptionist : [well spoken with a smile] Through the glass doors.
Rachel Green : [gladly] Alrighty then.
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[last lines]
Spa Receptionist : [politely] Good morning Phoebe.
Phoebe Buffay : [puts on a polite tone with a smile] Good morning Receptionist.
Spa Receptionist : [politely gives Phoebe a piece of paper] Here's your schedule for the day. Your first client is in room number one.
Phoebe Buffay : [looks at the schedule] Bu... Rachel Green? Son of a bitch! She came back?
[Phoebe goes to room number one and opens the door slightly]
Phoebe Buffay : [calls inside with a Scottish accent] Are ya ready for your Scottish massage? Put ya face in the hole lassie!
[Phoebe enters the room and closes the door]