- Chandler Bing: [hangs up the phone] I got her machine.
- Joey Tribbiani: Her answering machine?
- Chandler Bing: No, interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.
- Chandler Bing: [being spied on with a telescope from across the street] I feel violated. And not in a good way.
- Rachel Green: So...?
- Mindy: Now, I know things have been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anymore, cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face... Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once and I want a straight answer.
- Rachel Green: Okay.
- Mindy: Would you be my maid of honor?
- Rachel Green: *Of course!*
- Monica Geller: [the guys don't believe in phoning after the date the next day] Ugh. I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.
- Rachel Green: [Monica pointed out that Rachel has dental floss in her hair, and she whispers:] We ended up having sex in his chair.
- Monica Geller: [yells] You had sex in his chair?
- [the others hear]
- Monica Geller: I said that a little bit too loudly, didn't I?
- Dr. Ross Geller: You- You did what?
- Phoebe Buffay: Sex in his chair.