Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Dozen Lasagnas (1995)
Courteney Cox: Monica Geller
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Monica Geller : [on phone] Aunt Sil, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have *made* vegetarian lasagna... Well, the meat's only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape.
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Monica Geller : [still on phone] Aunt Sil, I did this as a favor. I'm not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas?
[mouth gapes wide at response on other side]
Monica Geller : Nice talk, Aunt Sil. You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
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Monica Geller : So, what happened?
Phoebe Buffay : He came in for a massage, and everything was fine until...
Dr. Ross Geller : [as Paolo is seen in flashback letting his hands roam over Phoebe's upper legs...] Oh, my God!
Monica Geller : Are you sure?
[in flashback, Paolo's hands are now on Phoebe's rump]
Phoebe Buffay : Oh, yeah, I'm sure! And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.
[Paolo is seen having turned over, the towel inadequate to hide...]
Monica Geller : W-was it...?
Phoebe Buffay : Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.
Joey Tribbiani , Chandler Bing : Ooh...
Rachel Green : [interrupting her waitress duties] Ooh, what?
Monica Geller : Uma Thurman.
Dr. Ross Geller : The actress.