Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Dirty Girl (1997)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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• Ross : You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day?

  Joey : Yeah...

  Ross : Well, like that, only that instead of a chair it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived.

• Ross : [to Chandler]  How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend, Joey, gives her an orange?

• Cheryl : Guess who?

  Ross : Uh... Department of Sanitation?

• Rachel Green : Well, maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.

  Ross : Fine by me. Hope she wins.