- Chandler Bing: [bringing his duck outside when Ross and Rachel arrive] Okay. Now you stay out here, and you think about what you DID!
- Dr. Ross Geller: You know, I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well guess what, you're not my girlfriend any more, so...
- Rachel Green: Oh I see, so this suit is making a point. Now that you're on your own, you're free to look as stupid as you'd like.
- Dr. Ross Geller: [to Monica] You like it, right?
- Monica Geller: Absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders.
- Monica Geller: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
- Rachel Green: What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?
- Monica Geller: Does this have to do with Chandler and that sock he keeps by his bed?
- Phoebe Buffay: No, but let's come back to that later!