Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress (2001)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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Quotes 

• Meagan Bailey : [after having exchanged information with Monica about their wedding dates and photographer]  Oh, who's your band?

  Monica Geller : My fiancé wants the Swing Kings.

  Meagan Bailey : Oh, you're so lucky. My fiancé wants the heavy metal band, Carcass.

  Phoebe Buffay : [excitedly]  Oh, is that spelled with a "C" or a "K"? Oh my god, it doesn't matter, they're both great!

• Phoebe Buffay : [somebody has just called Monica, told her something shocking and has then cut her off before she has had the chance to respond. Phoebe can't fathom what has happened.]  Wh-what?

  Monica Geller : That was that girl Megan. She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said I couldn't have them back unless I gave her the dress!

  Phoebe Buffay : [shocked]  Ooh!

  [then excitedly] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Does that mean Carcass is available?

• [Phoebe hears Monica's three sharp whistles and runs across the shop] 

  Rachel Green : [calls]  I'm coming! I'm coming!

  [three sharp whistles are heard from the other side of the shop and Phoebe changes direction] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [calls]  OK!

  [three sharp whistles are heard from the other side of the shop and Phoebe changes direction again] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [calls]  Hey!

  [multiple whistles are heard from both sides of the shop] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [frantic]  Oh, what do I *do*?

  [Phoebe runs over to a row of Wedding dresses where the repeated whistling is coming from and finds Rachel hiding among the dresses, repeatedly blowing her whistle] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [over Rachel's repeated whistle-blowing]  What are you doing? Did you find the dress?

  [Phoebe pinches Rachel's nose, she stops whistling and the whistle falls out of her mouth] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Did you find the dress?

  Rachel Green : [scared]  No. You've gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!

  Phoebe Buffay : [stands up]  I gotta get Monica!

  Rachel Green : [puts her hand out]  You gotta hold my hand!

  Phoebe Buffay : [sheer disbelief]  Oh my God!

  [Phoebe takes Rachel and they run like crazy across the shop where Monica is sounding her whistle] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [crazed]  Excuse me! Excuse me!

  [Phoebe and Rachel find Monica, who has her dress and is pinning Megan down on the floor] 

  Monica Geller : [passes the dress to Phoebe]  Go! Go! Go!

  [Phoebe takes the dress and runs. Rachel is about to follow when she notices Monica holding Megan down] 

  Monica Geller : [points]  GO!

  [Rachel runs after Phoebe, Monica holds Megan down for a bit longer and then runs after Phoebe and Rachel, blowing her whistle three times]