- [Monica enters Chandler and Joey's apartment, and is stunned to see that all the possessions are gone]
- Monica: What happened?
- Chandler Bing: Well, Joey was born and then 28 years later I was robbed!
- Ross: I was just leaving.
- Rachel Green: Good! 'Cause I've got a product report to read. It's like eight pages, I hope I don't fall asleep!
- Ross: Why, did you write it?
- [after Chip picks up Monica and she runs to her bedroom in a towel]
- Monica: Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.
- Phoebe: You guys, this may sound weird, but I think this cat is my mom.
- Ross: Uh... why do you think that?
- Phoebe: Well, okay... the first thing she was drawn to was the orange felt lining of my guitar case.
- Ross: So?
- Phoebe: So... my mom's favorite fish was orange ruffee.
- [Everyone stares...]
- Phoebe: Cats love fish!
- Chandler: [Comes home to find all their possessions gone and Joey locked in the entertainment center] OH MY GOD!
- Joey: [Yelling from inside the entertainment center] WHAT?
- Chandler: [Walking to the entertainment center and letting Joey out] are you alright?
- Joey: Aw man he said he wouldn't take the chairs!
- Chandler: [shouting] what hell happened? how were you locked in and where the hell is all of our stuff?
- Joey: This guy came by to look at the unit and he didn't think it was big enough to fit a grown man
- Chandler: [suspiciously] So you got in there "voluntarily"?
- Joey: I was trying to make a sale, oh man if I ever see that guy again, you know what I'm gonna do?
- Chandler: [shouting] Bend over?
- Rachel Green: Monica, I couldn't find him for two hours because he was in the bathroom having sex with Amy Welsh.
- Monica: Come on. That was back in high school. How could that still bother you?
- Rachel Green: Oh, yeah you're right, Moni-Cow.
- Monica: OK, I hear you.