Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Breast Milk (1995)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
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Quotes
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Ross : I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
Chandler Bing : Of course the packaging does appeal to the grown-up type.
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Ross : Will everyone please stop drinking the breast milk?
Phoebe Buffay : So you won't even drink it?
Ross : No.
Phoebe Buffay : Not even if you pretended it was milk?
Ross : Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.
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[first lines]
Monica : [presents baby shoes] Okay, these were expensive, and he's gonna grow out of them in 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist!
Phoebe Buffay : Aww! Look at these. Hey, Ben. "Just do it"! Unh!
[baby starts crying]
Phoebe Buffay : Oh, my God! Oh! Was that too much pressure for him?
Susan Bunch : Oh, is he hungry already? Aw.
Carol Willick : [starts feeding with breast] I guess so.
Chandler Bing : You know, it's...
[goggling the breast]
Chandler Bing : Something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back.
Joey : [follows after Chandler out] Oh, uh, I gotta get one too.
Ross : Hey, what are you guys doing?
Chandler Bing : We're just hanging out by the spoons... Ladle?
Ross : Will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world.
Joey : Yeah, we know. But there's a baby sucking on it.
Ross : This is my son having lunch, okay? It'll happen a lot, so get used to it. If you have a problem, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it. Come on.
[guys come back]
Ross : Carol?
Chandler Bing : Carol. I was wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
Carol Willick : Sure.
Joey : [surprised] Uh... Does it hurt?
Carol Willick : It did at first, but not anymore.
Joey : Chandler?
Chandler Bing : So, uh, how often can you do it?
Carol Willick : As much as he needs.
Joey : Oh, okay, I got one, I got one. Uh... If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?