Friends (TV Series)
The One with Two Parts: Part 2 (1995)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Ross : I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
Chandler : That's nice.
Joey Tribbiani : Nice.
Ross : No, no, *with* him. I'm on this field and they - they hike me the baby. And I - I know I've got to do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me.
Joey Tribbiani : Tampa Bay has got a terrible team.
Ross : Right, but... it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinking they can take us...
[Joey makes shrugging gesture]
Ross : and so I... uh,
[wry chuckle]
Ross : I just heave it downfield.
Chandler : What? Are you crazy, that's a baby!
Joey Tribbiani : He should take the sack?
Ross : Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield, and I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm going to get there in time, so I am running and I'm running... And that - that is when I woke up. See, I - I am *so* not ready to be a father.
Chandler : Hey, you're gonna be fine.
Ross : [sceptical] Uh-huh.
Chandler : You're the most caring, responsible man in America!
Joey Tribbiani : Yeah, Ross, you and the baby just need better blocking!
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Joey Tribbiani : Oh, have any of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?
Chandler : Only if you order stuff.