- Rachel Green: You really think I didn't say "good-bye" because I don't care?
- Dr. Ross Geller: That's what it seemed like.
- Rachel Green: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know *one* thing about me!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Fine! That why didn't you say something?
- Rachel Green: Because it is too damn hard, Ross! I cannot even begin to explain to you how much I am going to miss you! When I think about not seeing you everyday, it makes me not want to go! Okay? So if you think that, that I didn't say "good-bye" to you because you don't mean as much to me as everyone else, you're wrong. It's because you mean *more* to me. So there! All right? *There's* your good-bye!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Rach!
- Rachel Green: What?
- Dr. Ross Geller: You ca - ! You keep - ! You can't - !
- Rachel Green: What?
- [Ross kisses her]
- Joey Tribbiani: Let's play one more time, okay? And remember if I win, you do not move to Paris.
- Rachel Green: Okay, can't believe I'm risking this again, but you are on! Alright Joey you remember the rules, heads I win tails you lose!
- Joey Tribbiani: Just flip!
- Rachel Green: Ah! Tails!
- Joey Tribbiani: Damn it!
- Dr. Ross Geller: I don't get a good-bye?
- Rachel Green: What?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Everyone gets a good-bye, but me? What do I got to do to get a good-bye? Huh? Uh, be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have - have a baby with you? Oh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! I *did* all those things!
- Rachel Green: Ross...
- Dr. Ross Geller: Or no, maybe, maybe I'm just not giving you enough credit! Uh, I mean it *is* difficult to say "good-bye" to five people. Uh, "good-bye", "good-bye", "good-bye", "good-bye", "goo - guh - guh", it's physically impossible!
- [pause]
- Dr. Ross Geller: You know, after all we've been through, I can't believe *this* is how you want to leave things between us. Have a, have a good time in Paris.
- [leaves]
- [Rachel walks out the door, without giving Ross a "good-bye"]
- Dr. Ross Geller: What? I don't get a good-bye?
- Joey Tribbiani: Lucky bastard!
- [Rachel is outside with Joey, leaving Ross the last one to say "good-bye" to]
- Monica Geller-Bing: [to Ross] So, I guess you're next. You ready?
- Dr. Ross Geller: I don't think so.
- Chandler Bing: Oh, you're definitely not. I haven't cried like that in years.
- Monica Geller-Bing: You cried yesterday at the six-o'clock news.
- Chandler Bing: That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic!
- Monica Geller-Bing: Now, I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember: if I am harsh with you, it's only because you're doing it wrong.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: Alright, I think I'm gonna head out.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Where you think you're going?
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: I thought I was going home to go to bed, but I'm sensing there's something less fun for me to do here.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: Rachel, I know this may not be the best time, but um... Joey's going over the balcony again, could you just come talk to him?
- Monica Geller-Bing: Oh wow, can you believe you are like three weeks away!
- Erica: I know.
- Monica Geller-Bing: You don't mind me touching you belly, do you?
- Erica: No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hands kinda blocking the part the baby's gonna come out!
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: Are you wearing waterproof mascara?
- Monica Geller-Bing: No.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: Oh, you're so screwed.