Friends (TV Series)
The One with Rachel's Crush (1998)
Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani
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Quotes
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Joey Tribbiani : Hey, look, a new Playboy.
Monica Geller : Yeah. Just something I picked up.
Dr. Ross Geller : Cookies and porn? You're the best mom ever.
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Rachel Green : [Wondering how to ask a client out on a date] I don't even know how I would go about it.
Joey Tribbiani : Oh oh oh, what I do is uh, I look a woman up and down and I say, "Hey, how you doin..."
Rachel Green : [Annoyed] Oh, please.
Joey Tribbiani : [to Phoebe] Hey! How you doin...
Phoebe : [Phoebe pauses a moment then looks away, giggling and flattered] Just fine.
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Joey Tribbiani : Ok, for next time, what do you say?
Rachel Green : I have an extra ticket, an extra ticket, not two tickets. I have an extra ticket.
Dr. Ross Geller : So the first time you asked a guy out he turned you down?
Rachel Green : He didn't turn me down. He's at the game isn't he? I got the date, I'm just not on it.
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Joey Tribbiani : Whoa, whoa, that was just a theory. There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out. Lone Gunman. Communism. Geometry.
Chandler Bing : OH MY GOD!