- Chaos ensues when Monica and Chandler decide to share each other's secrets. Rachel gets a promotion and interviews for an assistant. Joey is offered the chance to go back on "Days of Our Lives".
- Joey and Rachel compete over who has the best news. Rachel was personally promoted by Ralph Lauren to head a division, and subsequently can hire a personal assistant. Although Hilda has all relevant qualifications and plenty of experience, Rachel still chooses young Tag Jones, who the girls and Chandler consider beautiful enough to be a model. Tag is greatly surprised that his clumsy interview didn't lose him the job, but gets increasingly suspicious as it seems people believe he's gay - a lie spread by Rachel so she can keep him for herself. However, he is more interested in Phoebe. Nobody has the heart to tell Joey that a pilot he made stunk, so he becomes overconfident about his lead in "Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.", and tells producer Terry that he can stuff a comeback role on "Days of Our Lives", especially if Joey is required to audition. Alas, the producers phone with the news that the sci-fi series is canceled, so Joey must beg Terry to take him on board. Meanwhile, Monica tricks Chandler into telling her an embarrassing "Ross at Disneyland" anecdote. Ross finds out and retorts, starting a series of spilled secrets the three use against each other.—KGF Vissers
- Rachel gets promoted to merchandising manager and gets to hire her very own assistant. "Days of Our Lives" want Joey back as Drake Ramoray's twin brother. Rachel is hiring, but doesn't know whether to choose a woman with great experience or the inexperienced hunk Tag. She knows that she should go for experience, but Tag is too cute, so Rachel hires him. Joey is too sure of himself to audition for "Days of Our Lives", but then "Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E." gets canceled and he doesn't have either show. Rachel tells everyone that Tag is gay, but is caught off guard when Tag wants to ask Phoebe out.—Anonymous
- Joey and Rachel compete over who has the best news. Rachel was personally promoted by Ralph Lauren to head a division (Merchandising manager for Polo Retail), got a raise and subsequently can hire a personal assistant. Joey has the offer to re-star in Days of our Lives, and will play Drake's twin brother striker. Although Hilda has all relevant qualifications (she has done the same job for 4 yrs previously) and plenty of experience, Rachel still chooses young Tag Jones (Eddie Cahill), who the girls and Chandler consider beautiful enough to be a model. She takes a picture of Tag to show to her friends. The friends advise Monica not to dabble in romance at the workplace and to chose Hilda over Tag. The next day Tag brings over a thank you gift for Rachel, and she does not have the heart to refuse him. She hires Tag and his first task is to find Hilda and tell her to go home. Tag is greatly surprised that his clumsy interview didn't lose him the job, but gets increasingly suspicious as it seems people believe he's gay - a lie spread by Rachel so she can keep him for herself. However, he is more interested in Phoebe (who had come to visit Rachel in office). Rachel tells Tag that Phoebe is gay
Nobody has the heart to tell Joey that a pilot he made stunk (Rachel has lighting, Monica goes with costumes, Phoebe just presses her breasts against him), so he becomes overconfident about his lead in "Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.", and tells producer Terry that he can stuff a comeback role on "Days of Our Lives", especially if Joey is required to audition. Alas, the producers phone with the news that the sci-fi series is canceled (When Joey asks Rachel and Phoebe if it was a good show, they both press their breasts against him), so Joey must beg Terry to take him on board. For old time's sake, Terry hires Joey as Drake who has been in a come for 5 yrs, and whose head is covered all the time during taping.
Meanwhile, Monica tricks Chandler into telling her an embarrassing "Ross at Disneyland" anecdote. Ross had tacos before going to Disneyland and ended up shitting in his pants in the middle of a ride. Ross finds out (He goes over for dinner to Monica's and she cant stop laughing at him) and retorts, starting a series of spilled secrets the three use against each other. Chandler kissed a guy at a bar in Atlantic city (it was dark and the guy was very pretty). Ross used to wear leg warmers in college. Chandler entered a Vanilla ice look alike contest and won. Ross came in fourth and cried. Monica ate the macaroni off the jewelry box she made. Ross used to watch Golden Girls. Monica couldn't tell time till she was 13. Chandler wore Monica's underwear to work. Monica and Chandler decide that totally honesty in marriage is not the best thing.
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