Friends (TV Series)
The One with Phoebe's Uterus (1998)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
Quotes
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Joey : Guess what job I just got?
Chandler Bing : I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black.
[pauses]
Ross : What?
Chandler Bing : Blue blazer back. He wants it back.
Rachel : But, you said "black". Why would he want his blue blazer black?
Chandler Bing : Well, you know what I meant.
Monica Geller : No, you messed it up. You're stupid.
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[Ross got Joey a job at the museum, as a tour guide]
Rachel : But shouldn't you know what you're talking about?
Joey : Yeah, but they tell me everything I need to know. It's like reading a script. Like, "this is a Tyranosaurus Rex a creature from the Jurassic period".
[everyone approves]
Ross : Actually, Joey, it's the Cretaceous period.
Joey : Yeah, but, I can pronounce Jurassic.