Friends (TV Series)
The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner (1997)
Courteney Cox: Monica Geller
Quotes
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Chandler Bing : I just had me a little nubbinectomy. Yup, two nipples, no waiting.
Monica Geller : Wow, like Rachel in high school.
Rachel Green : What?
Monica Geller : Come on. I was kidding, it was such an obvious joke.
Chandler Bing : That was an obvious joke and I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it?
[Chandler points at where his "nubbin" was]
Chandler Bing : The source of all my power. Oh, my God, what have I done?
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Joey : Aww, man. That's the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out he's my roommate, she's gonna tell him what I did.
Monica : Well, what did you do?
Joey : What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I can't, I can't tell you that, it's like the most awful, horrible thing I've ever done my whole life.
Monica : You know what, don't tell us. We'll just wait until Chandler gets home, because it'll be more fun that way.