Friends (TV Series)
The One with Joey's Fridge (2000)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
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Quotes
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[Chandler, Joey and Ross are talking about Elizabeth]
Joey : Or you know, you could do...
[Pushes Ross into his fridge]
Ross : What the hell are you doing?
Joey : What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Ross : What? How do you even know it's broken?
Joey : You think I don't know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me.
[Puts hand in fridge]
Joey : What do you know? It's broken! That'll be $400.
Chandler : Joey I saw you push him.
[Silence]
Joey : You pushed him!
Ross : Joey, I did not break this, okay?
[Sniffs inside it]
Ross : That has been broken for a while.
Joey : [Seriously] Hey Chandler, remember when I told you about our fridge?
Chandler : Uh-huh.
Joey : I still haven't gotten a check for your half yet.
Ross : Do not give him any money!
[Joey turns to Ross]
Joey : I'm not talking to you, you broke my fridge!
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Ross : [about Elizabeth's spring break] What if she goes down there and sleeps with a bunch of guys?
Chandler Bing : Well, maybe you don't marry this one.
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[Elizabeth is packing for spring break]
Ross : I'm just here to be supportive, to make sure you're...
[holding a tiny swimsuit from Elizabeth's suitcase]
Ross : What is this?
Elizabeth Stevens : A swimsuit.
Ross : To wear in front of people?
Elizabeth Stevens : Is that supportive?
Ross : [holding up swimsuit] Is *this*?
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Chandler : So why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?
Ross : Yes. Her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow.
Chandler : Tell her good luck with that.
Ross : Anyone else, huh? Bring 'em on.
Rachel Green : Oh, when's her birthday?
Ross : I don't know, Rachel. Why?
Rachel Green : Well, you know, it's been so long since I've been to Chuck E Cheese.