- Joey Tribbiani: Anybody got a coat hanger?
- Chandler: Oh, I do!
- [sarcasm]
- Chandler: Wait, no, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning.
- Monica Geller: So if your parents hadn't gotten divorced, you'd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
- Chandler: I can handle it. 'Handle' is my middle name. Actually it's the middle part of my first name.
- Rachel Green: [after Chandler has thrown his cigarette butt on the ground] Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there!
- Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
- Joey Tribbiani: Hey, can you close that window, Chandler? My nipples could cut glass over here!
- Phoebe: Wait, really? 'Cause mine get me outta tickets!
- Phoebe: Aren't you gonna go?
- Rachel Green: No, thank you.
- Monica Geller: No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms.
- Rachel Green: Well, they never have any paper in there, you know, so my rule is: "No tissue, no tushy."
- Dr. Ross Geller: [after filling up the cab's gas tank] You're welcome.
- Rachel Green: Oh, I'm sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?
- Joey Tribbiani: It never takes me more than a week to get over a relationship.
- Monica Geller: It never takes you more than a shower to get over a relationship.