Friends (TV Series)

The One Where the Monkey Gets Away (1995)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Dr. Ross Geller : I figured after work I go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and try to woo her.

  Chandler Bing : Hey, you know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's when that phrase was last used.

• Joey Tribbiani : You're a monkey lost in the city. Where would you go?

  Chandler Bing : Well, he's new in town, so he would first go to the touristy places. Okay, I'll go to Cats, you go to the Russian Tea Room.

• Monica Geller : [showing the guys her high school photos]  This is me in Sound of Music. See the Von Trapp children?

  Phoebe Buffay : No.

  Monica Geller : That's because I'm in front of them.

  Chandler Bing : I thought that was an Alp.

• Chandler Bing : I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.