- Phoebe Buffay: [to the fire alarm] How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you. I took out your battery. How could you...
- [fire alarm beeps]
- Phoebe Buffay: Don't interrupt me!
- Chandler: How about we just talk all night like we did when we started going out?
- Monica: Alright. That does sound like fun.
- Chandler: [referring to Monica's book] So how bummed were you when the second sister died?
- Monica: The second sister dies?
- Chandler: No. I meant the second sister dies in the book I was reading.
- Monica: The second sister dies in "Archie and Jughead: Double Digest"?
- Chandler: [embarrassed] That's correct.
- the Fireman: We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.
- Phoebe Buffay: That's not mine.
- the Fireman: Yes it is.
- Phoebe Buffay: How do you know?
- the Fireman: The next time you want to dump a fire alarm, don't wrap it in a blanket that says "Property of Phoebe Buffay, not Monica".
- [the fire alarm is relentlessly beeping]
- Phoebe Buffay: [exasperated scream] WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
- Dr. Ross Geller: [he and Joey are trapped on the roof; yelling and waving his arms to no one in particular on the street below] HELP US! PLEASE HELP US! WE'RE STUCK UP ON THE ROOF, AND WE CAN'T GET DOOOWWWN!
- Joey Tribbiani: [calmly] Ross... I was thinking we just go down the fire escape.
- [gestures to the fire escape, then gestures climbing down]
- Dr. Ross Geller: [also calmly] I know, I wasn't finished.
- [Joey gives a look as if to say "aw, gotcha", then Ross turns back to the street below and continues waving to no one in particular and pointing to the fire escape frantically]
- Dr. Ross Geller: BUT DON'T WORRY!
- [rhythmically]
- Dr. Ross Geller: WE'RE GONNA GO DOWN THE FIRE ESCA-APE!
- [Joey is hanging onto a ladder under a balcony on the Fire Escape]
- Dr. Ross Geller: OK. You have a good grip?
- Joey Tribbiani: [calmly] Yeah.
- Dr. Ross Geller: OK. I'm gonna start to climb down you now.
- Joey Tribbiani: [getting impatient] Right. Just hurry up!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Now should I climb down your front so we're face to face or should I climb down your back so we're... butt to face?
- [short pause]
- Joey Tribbiani: [in agreement] Face to face.
- Dr. Ross Geller, Joey Tribbiani: [almost in unison] Face to face.
- Monica: [Chandler turns on the light and wakes up Monica] What? What are you doing?
- Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
- Monica: Yeah, we had sex and we fell asleep.
- Chandler: No, we were in the middle of sex and YOU fell asleep.
- Monica: No, no that's not true. Best time ever. You rocked my world.
- [Monica rolls over and turns off the light]