- [last lines]
- Joey: So - Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married; do you think you and I should hook up?
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh, we do - but not just yet.
- Joey: Really? Well, when?
- Phoebe Buffay: Okay, umm... well, first Chandler and Monica will get married - and be filthy rich, by the way. Yeah. But it won't work out.
- Joey: Wow.
- Phoebe Buffay: I know. Then, I'm gonna marry Chandler - for the money - and you'll marry Rachel, and have the beautiful kids.
- Joey: Great!
- Phoebe Buffay: But then we ditch those two, and that's when we get married. We'll have Chandler's money, and Rachel's kids - and getting custody will be easy because of Rachel's drinking problem.
- Joey: Oh-oh, what about Ross?
- Phoebe Buffay: I don't want to go into the whole thing, but, umm... we have words, and I kill him.
- Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for twenty-three years, and never have I had so much business from one client.