Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Rachel Tells... (2001)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
Quotes
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Rachel Green : Oh, please. You inhale your food.
Ross : I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!
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[Rachel has just told Ross that she is pregnant]
Ross : Yeah, I need, uh... I'm just - I don't know - I don't understand, um, how this happened? We - we used a condom.
Rachel Green : I know. I know - but, y'know, condoms only work, like, 97% of the time.
Ross : What? What? What? Well, they should put that on the box!
Rachel Green : They do!
Ross : No, they don't!
Ross : [he runs to the bedroom, and returns with his box of condoms] Well, they should put it in huge black letters!
Rachel Green : OK, Ross - come on; let's just forget about the condoms.
Ross : Oh, well, I may as well have!