- Monica Geller: Please, stop freaking out.
- Chandler Bing: I'm not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday.
- Monica Geller: Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what's the harm in that?
- Chandler Bing: Right here!
- Monica Geller: Chandler, please don't think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel...
- Chandler Bing: Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!
- Monica Geller: It was a mistake. Please don't take this to mean anything, because it doesn't.
- Chandler Bing: Okay.
- Monica Geller: Really?
- Chandler Bing: Yes, if it really doesn't mean anything, because you know that I'm just not ready...
- Monica Geller: I know! I know.
- Chandler Bing: Okay.
- Monica Geller: I'm gonna go tell Joey that... that you're back. I was really worried about you.
- [She leaves and Phoebe comes out of the guest bedroom]
- Phoebe Buffay: Hey, did she buy it?
- Chandler Bing: Totally.
- Phoebe Buffay: So did Heldi show you the place?
- Chandler Bing: Yeah, it's beautiful.
- Phoebe Buffay: I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica to marry you!
- Chandler Bing: [smiling] I know.
- Elizabeth Stevens: [while making out at Paul's cabin] Hey umm, you brought protection right?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Why? Are there like bears or something?
- [He looks around nervously and then sees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no]
- Dr. Ross Geller: Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.