Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Old Yeller Dies (1996)
Courteney Cox: Monica Geller
Quotes
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Phoebe Buffay : Hey. Whatcha guys doin'?
Dr. Richard Burke : Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.
Phoebe Buffay : Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.
Rachel Green : What?
Dr. Ross Geller : What're you talking about?
Phoebe Buffay : C'mon, happy family gets a dog, frontier fun.
Dr. Ross Geller : Yeah, but Pheebs, what about the end?
Phoebe Buffay : What when Yeller saves the family from the wolf and everyone's happy?
Rachel Green : That's not the end.
Phoebe Buffay : Yu-huh. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say 'The end'.
Monica Geller : What about the part where he has rabies?
Phoebe Buffay : He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said.
Dr. Richard Burke : Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
Phoebe Buffay : What, what's about to happen?
[starts watching]
Phoebe Buffay : I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, whatcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no, no Travis, put down the gun. No, no, no, no he-he's your buddy. He's your Yeller! No, no, no! The end, THE END!
[hears the gunshot from the TV]
Phoebe Buffay : Okay, what kind of sick doggy snuff film is this?
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Monica : Rachel, I got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Rachel Green : Yeah well, Ross just made plans for the whole century.
Monica : You know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo. Maybe there's something helpful in there. If not, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at-home bikini wax with leftover Christmas candles.