Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Monica Sings (2003)
Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani
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Quotes
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Joey Tribbiani : [after Chandler fixes his eyebrows] They look great. How you doing?
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Joey Tribbiani : [about his mismatched eyebrows] What the hell am I supposed to do?
Chandler Bing : I'll help you out but you have to promise you won't tell anyone what I'm about to tell you.
Joey Tribbiani : What? What?
Chandler Bing : Okay. You know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage? Well, I earned mine by plucking the eyebrows of my father and his "business partners."
[referring to his drag queen father's friends]
Joey Tribbiani : [laughing] Oh, my god.
Chandler Bing : Yeah, well, I guess you don't need my help, Victor Victoria.
Joey Tribbiani : No, no, no. I do. I do. I need your help. But, Chandler, I don't know if I can take any more plucking. It hurt so bad.
Chandler Bing : Not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe vera and my gentle self-loathing touch.
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Joey Tribbiani : I'm here for my eyebrow appointment.
The Receptionist : Name?
Joey Tribbiani : Chandler Bing.