Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Joey Speaks French (2004)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Chandler Bing : Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel killer.
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Monica Geller-Bing : Hey! These are for Erica!
Dr. Ross Geller : She's gonna eat all those cookies?
Monica Geller-Bing : Well, I want the baby to come out all cute and fat!
Dr. Ross Geller : So, uh, why is Erica coming to visit?
Monica Geller-Bing : We wanna get to know her better. And, uh, she's never been to New York, so she wants to see the tourist spots: Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building.
Chandler Bing : Oh, there's always so many people, and they're being corralled like cattle. And, you know, there's always some idiot who goes, "Moo".
Monica Geller-Bing : Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?
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[first lines]
Phoebe : Hi!
Chandler Bing , Monica Geller-Bing , Rachel Green , Joey : Hey! Hey! Welcome back!
Rachel Green : How was the honeymoon?
Phoebe : Oh, incredible! Oh, champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach. It was so romantic.
Chandler Bing : So where's Mike?
Phoebe : Oh, he's at the doctor. He didn't poop while we were there.