- Chandler Bing: I'll just turn your bedroom into a game room or something. You know, put the foosball table in there.
- Joey Tribbiani: Whoa. Why do you get to keep the table?
- Chandler Bing: I did pay for half of it.
- Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, and I paid for the other half.
- Chandler Bing: All right, I'll tell you what: I'll play you for it.
- Joey Tribbiani: All right, you're on. I could take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass!
- Chandler Bing: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister!
- Joey Tribbiani: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Which sister?
- Phoebe Buffay: This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.
- Rachel Green: Oh what a load of crap! That is a dot.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Mon... Mon You Ok?
- Monica Geller: Yeah...
- Dr. Ross Geller: You ok?
- Monica Geller: Uh... you remember that video that I found of mom and dad that one time?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah?...
- Monica Geller: Well I just saw the live version of it...
- Dr. Ross Geller: EW!
- Rachel Green: [after Phoebe chickens out of getting a tattoo] Phoebe, how could you do this to me? This was all your idea!
- Phoebe Buffay: I know, I know, I was going to get it, but then he came in with this needle, and... did you know they do this with needles?
- Rachel Green: Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens!
- Joey Tribbiani: Hey why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?
- Chandler Bing: Because soap is soap. It's self cleaning.
- Joey Tribbiani: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing that I wash and the first thing you wash.
- Joey Tribbiani: I was just in the bathroom and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there, it's like your peeing with the Rockettes.
- Joey Tribbiani: [about tattoos] This is wild, what are you gonna get?
- Phoebe Buffay: Um, I'm getting a lily. For my mom, 'cause her name's Lily.
- Chandler Bing: Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?