Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Joey Moves Out (1996)
Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani
Quotes
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Chandler Bing : I'll just turn your bedroom into a game room or something. You know, put the foosball table in there.
Joey Tribbiani : Whoa. Why do you get to keep the table?
Chandler Bing : I did pay for half of it.
Joey Tribbiani : Yeah, and I paid for the other half.
Chandler Bing : All right, I'll tell you what: I'll play you for it.
Joey Tribbiani : All right, you're on. I could take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass!
Chandler Bing : Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister!
Joey Tribbiani : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Which sister?
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Joey Tribbiani : Hey why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?
Chandler Bing : Because soap is soap. It's self cleaning.
Joey Tribbiani : Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing that I wash and the first thing you wash.
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Joey Tribbiani : It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie.
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Joey Tribbiani : I was just in the bathroom and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there, it's like your peeing with the Rockettes.
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Joey Tribbiani : [about tattoos] This is wild, what are you gonna get?
Phoebe Buffay : Um, I'm getting a lily. For my mom, 'cause her name's Lily.
Chandler Bing : Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?