Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Eddie Won't Go (1996)
Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green
Quotes
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Rachel Green : How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
Dr. Ross Geller : You - You know I don't ha - have a problem with that.
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Dr. Ross Geller : Uh, Sweetie, we've got to go.
Rachel Green : NO!
Dr. Ross Geller : No?
Rachel Green : No, why do we always have to do everything according to your timetable.
Dr. Ross Geller : Actually, it's the movie theater that has the timetable.
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Rachel Green : [after Rachel, Monica and Phoebe made up in Central Perk] So are we good?
Monica Geller : We're good.
Phoebe Buffay : Uh... huh!
Phoebe Buffay : We're good?
Monica Geller : Yeah!
Rachel Green : OK! Let me take these cakes back 'cause they're going to take that out of my paycheck.
[And Rachel takes back the two pieces of cake she had brought to her friends as gifts, previously]
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Monica Geller : Danny Orshack 9th grade, oh come on Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
Rachel Green : Only because you took up half the circle.
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Phoebe Buffay : You are such a leaf blower!
Rachel Green : Pool drainer!
Monica Geller : Twig snapper!
Rachel Green : Monkey butt!
Monica Geller : That's not in the book!
Rachel Green : No, but that's what you are!
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Monica Geller : [to Phoebe] What about the puppet guy?
Rachel Green : Yeah! You like totally let him wash his feet in the Pool of Your Inner Power!
Monica Geller : And his puppet, too!
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Rachel Green : [taking a "Goddess Quiz"] Number 29: "Have you ever betrayed another goddess for a lightening bearer?"... I would have to say "no."
Monica Geller : And I would have to say "P-ha!"
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Rachel Green : This book could have been called "Be Your Own Windkeeper, Rachel"!
Phoebe Buffay : I don't think it would have sold 13 million copies then, but it would have made a nice gift for you.
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Rachel Green : [after Monica and Phoebe tell her about "Be Your Own Wind Keeper"] Oh, so it's a little like "The Hobbit."
Monica Geller : It is nothing like "The Hobbit!"