- Joey: Hey, Chandler, you got a minute? I really need to talk to you.
- Chandler Bing: Yeah. Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?
- Joey: Well, neither.
- Chandler Bing: Oh, my god. What's up?
- Dr. Ross Geller: I like Ruth. How about Ruth?
- Rachel Green: Oh, I'm sorry. Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Veto. Stewart?
- Rachel Green: Veto. Sawyer?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Veto. Helen?
- Rachel Green: Veto
- Phoebe: Is it me or is Veto starting to sound really good?
- Rachel Green: [discussing names for the baby] I was thinking, if it's girl: Sandrine. It's French.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Huh. That's a really pretty name, for an industrial solvent.
- [Chandler laying in the bathtub]
- Chandler Bing: [thinking] All right, this isn't so bad. I like the flowery smell! Which is okay, because I've got my boat. I can actually feel my tension just melting melting away. I could fall asleep in here. I could drown in here. Mmm... drowning.
- Monica Geller-Bing: [entering] So?
- Chandler Bing: Oh my God.
- Monica Geller-Bing: I told you you were a bath person. Hey, when you get out, maybe I can give you a facial.
- Chandler Bing: I'm gonna need a bigger boat.
- [Phoebe thinks Joey has a crush on her]
- Phoebe: Look, Joey, I know about your feelings.
- Joey: Oh, you do?
- Phoebe: Yeah, and I don't think it could happen.
- Joey: I know. I mean it's Rachel. Not just my friend Rachel, it's my pregnant with Ross's child friend Rachel.
- Phoebe: Ohh... Yeah, Rachel, I mean you two are friends.
- [under her breath]
- Phoebe: Beat me over the head with it, why don't you.
- Joey: What?
- Phoebe: Nothing. You know, maybe it's just a crush, it doesn't mean you love her.
- Joey: You think?
- Phoebe: Yeah. I mean I've had them for all you guys... except for Ross and Chandler. I'm sure you had them for us girls, right?
- Joey: No, not really.
- Phoebe: [under her breath] Throw me a friggin' bone here, will ya?
- Rachel Green: If it's a girl, Rain.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Veto.
- Rachel Green: Why?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Rain? Hi, hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln and my dress is made of wheat.
- Phoebe: I know her!
- Monica Geller-Bing: I had the most amazing bath.
- Chandler Bing: Really? I don't like baths.
- Monica Geller-Bing: You like them with me.
- Chandler Bing: Honey, it's not the bath I enjoy. It's the wet, naked lady.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Baths are so relaxing.
- Chandler Bing: Really? What do you do? You just sit in there, stewing in your own filth.
- Monica Geller-Bing: I just had the most amazing bath.
- Chandler Bing: Really, I don't like baths.
- Monica Geller-Bing: You like them with me.
- Chandler Bing: It's bit the bath I enjoy, its the wet naked lady.
- Rachel Green: Um, I was thinking if it's a girl how about Sandrene? It's French.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Huh. That's a really pretty name... for an industrial solvent.