Friends (TV Series)
The One After I Do (2001)
Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green
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Quotes
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Rachel Green : [on the pregnancy test] I can't - I can't look at it. Somebody else tell me, please.
Phoebe Buffay : [looks at the pregnancy test] It's negative.
Rachel Green : What?
Phoebe Buffay : It's negative.
Rachel Green : Oh. Well, there you go. Phew. That's great. That is really, really great news. You know? Because the whole not-being-ready and financial aspects - all that stuff. This is all just the way it's supposed to be.
Monica Geller-Bing : [solemnly] Well, then great.
[Phoebe hands Rachel a tissue, and Rachel starts crying]
Rachel Green : Thanks. God, this is so stupid. How can I be upset over something I never had?... It's negative?
Phoebe Buffay : No, it's positive.
[Monica and Rachel are stunned]
Rachel Green : What?
Phoebe Buffay : It's not negative; it's positive.
Rachel Green : Are you sure?
Phoebe Buffay : Well, yeah - I lied before.
[Rachel looks at the pregnancy test]
Phoebe Buffay : Now you know how you really feel about it.
Rachel Green : Oh, that's a risky little game.
Monica Geller-Bing : Are you really going to do this?
Rachel Green : Yeah. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby!
[the three of them hug]
Phoebe Buffay : With who?
Rachel Green : Aw, it's still not the time.